December 9th, 2009...

I feel like I'll be blogging a lot in the next week or so with finals coming up and all. Cool procrastination... whats up.

So I was incredibly irritated for a number of reasons on the way to campus earlier today.
1. To all the people who didn't shovel your sidewalks, you lazy assholes. It's hard to walk through 5 inches of snow! Especially when you're 5 feet tall.
2. To the boots I am currently wearing, you are cute but so useless. I might as well be wearing ice skates. I hardly picked my feet up off the ground, and I hate that, because if I did I would slip.
3. To all of the people who didn't slow down for me to cross the street. You are in your nice 70 degree car and I am in 10 degree weather. Lets be a little more selfish shall we?
4. To my Human Growth and Development teacher, I walked all the way to the education building to watch that terrible 3 hour movie for extra credit and you moved the room or time without posting it on D2L. Good job, thanks.
5. To my hair, thanks for being frizzy today. You're too long bangs of mine!
6. To my Combined Media class, I know you're going to take forever today because we have to critique everyone's half assed installations. Great... I don't care why you chose to do a paper cut out of our building and tape it to the door; I don't get it.
7. To my partner for the Critical Frameworks essay that's due on Monday. Hi, I don't know how to do an essay with another person and I particularly don't want to because I know you're not good at writing. You like your HP better than these beautiful Macs and you don't know how to make a powerpoint. I don't want to do this with you. I'll write it and you buy me alcohol. How about that?

Alright now that I'm done with that I would like to say thank you to a few things.
1. Thank you weather, this snow is beautiful. Last night after I came back from finishing my installation I ran through 3 yards all containing untouched snow. I was laughing and alone. It was magical and awesome.
2. Thank you coffee maker, without you I would not be as awake as I need to be. You're little with a lot of energy, just like me.
3. Thank you Pandora Radio, you're playing the best songs ever right now. I can't believe that I just heard Muse, OK Go, The White Stripes, Weezer, The Arctic Monkeys, Cake, and The Strokes in a row. It's okay that you played Gnarls Barkley, everyone makes mistakes.
4. Thank you library, for having these awesome computers that are under appreciated way too much. I love 'em.
5. Thank you nice boy, for keeping me on my toes the past couple of days. I like the situation we're in despite everyone's non-recognition of the subject. I'm glad we agree on the fact that it doesn't matter.

There we go. I'm in a better mood due to my list of thank you's. Now I'm going to do this outline for my Critical Frameworks essay by myself so I don't have to go through the annoyance of doing it with someone who's terrible at understanding the setup of an essay.

=)